Really the only time to ever drink a shot is never. No one's ever drank a shot and then done something they're proud of.

Jim Gaffigan

Obsessed

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Shots Alcohol Bad decisions

Author

Jim Gaffigan

Source

Obsessed

Medium

Standup comedy

Genre

Comedy

Language

English

Time

2014 2010s 21st century

Occupation

Stand up comedian Comedian

From

United States

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Original Citation

Gaffigan, Jim. "Obsessed." 18, Jan. 2014, Wilbur Theater, Boston, Massachusetts, USA.

Current Citation

Gaffigian, Jim. "Obsessed." Comedy Central Special. 27 Apr. 2014, Comedy Central.

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