What an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home, and then expend vast quantities of time and money in a largely futile attempt to recapture the comforts that you wouldn't have lost if you hadn't left home in the first place.
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Bryson, Bill. Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe. Secker & Warbug, 1991.