Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

Annie Hall

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Masturbation

Speaker

Alvy Singer

Actor

Woody Allen

Source

Annie Hall

Medium

Film

Genre

Comedy (film) Comedy

Statement Type

Joke

Language

English

Time

1977 1970s 20th century

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Citation

Annie Hall. Directed by Woody Allen, A Jack Rollins and Charles H. Joffe Production, 1977.

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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
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Medium
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Language
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Time
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Citation

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Source
Strategic Grill Locations
Medium
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Genre
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Statement Type
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Language
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Time
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