Jerry, this woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.

George Costanza

Seinfeld

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Dysfunctional relationships Relationships Hating men Men and women

Speaker

George Costanza

Actor

Jason Alexander

Source

Seinfeld

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TV program

Genre

Sitcom Comedy (TV) Comedy

Language

English

Time

1993 1990s 20th century

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"The Masseuse." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 5, episode 9, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

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I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters.

George Costanza

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"The Old Man." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones, season 4, episode 18, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.

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Chris Rock

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Speaker
Chris Rock
Source
Bring the Pain
Medium
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Language
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Time
1996 1990s 20th century
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Rock, Chris. Chris Rock: Bring the Pain. HBO, 1 June 1996.

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You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip-just take one dip and end it.

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Language
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Time
1993 1990s 20th century
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"The Implant." Seinfeld, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones, season 4, episode 19, Shapiro/West Productions and Castle Rock Entertainment, 1993.