You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."
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Citation
Seinfeld. "The Pilot." Performed by Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards and Jason Alexander. Sony Pictures Television, NBC, 19 May 1994. 20 May 1993.