If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Woody Allen

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Topic

Existence of God God

Author

Woody Allen

Source

The New Yorker

Medium

Magazine

Statement Type

Joke

Language

English

Time

1973 1970s 20th century

Occupation

Comedian Film director

From

United States

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Citation

Allen, Woody. "Selections from the Allen Notebooks." New Yorker, 5 Nov. 1973.

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If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.

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Moshe Dayan
Language
English
Time
1977 1970s 20th century
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Citation

Dayan, Moshe. Quoted in Newsweek. 17 Oct. 1977.

Another quote about God

Therefore it is necessary to arrive at a prime mover, put in motion by no other; and this everyone understands to be God.

St. Thomas Aquinas

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Topic
Origin of the universe God Creation

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St. Thomas Aquinas
Source
Summa Theologica
Genre
Religious literature
Language
Latin
Time
1265 1260s 13th century
Era
Middle Ages
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Original Citation

Saint Thomas Aquinus. Summa Theologica. c. 1274, pt. 1.

Current Citation

Saint Thomas Aquinus. The Summa Theologica of St. Thomas Aquinas, translated by Fathers of the English Dominican Provinc. Christian Classics, 1981, pt. 1.

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Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Cause it’s hard to keep up the lie. 'Cause you can't get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody lookin' like you look, actin' like you act, soundin' like you sound. That's right, when you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative!

Chris Rock

Bigger & Blacker

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Topic
Courtship and dating Relationships
Speaker
Chris Rock
Source
Bigger & Blacker
Medium
Comedy special
Genre
Comedy (stand up)
Statement Type
Joke
Language
English
Time
1999 1990s 20th century
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Citation

Rock, Chris. Bigger & Blacker. HBO, 10 July 1999.