If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Woody Allen

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Topic

Existence of God God

Author

Woody Allen

Source

The New Yorker

Medium

Magazine

Statement Type

Joke

Language

English

Time

1973 1970s 20th century

Occupation

Comedian Film director

From

United States

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Citation

Allen, Woody. "Selections from the Allen Notebooks." New Yorker, 5 Nov. 1973.

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The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.

Gil Scott-Heron

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Topic
Revolution

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Gil Scott-Heron
Medium
Slogan
Language
English
Time
1970 1970s 20th century
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Citation

"The Revolution Will Not Be Televised." Slogan among the Black Power movements. c. 1960.

Another quote about God

All men have need of the Gods.

Homer

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Topic
God and man God Human nature

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Homer
Source
The Odyssey
Medium
Poem
Genre
Epic poem
Language
Greek
Time
700 BC 700s BC 8th century BC
Era
Classical antiquity
Authentication Score 2
Original Citation

Homer. Ὀδύσσεια [Odyssey]. c. 710 BC, bk. 3, l. 48.

Current Citation

Homer. The Odyssey, edited by Bernard Knox, translated by Robert Fagles. Penguin Classics, 2006, bk. 3, l. 48.

Another quote of the following type Joke

Men have nice cars. Not cause they like nice cars. Because they know women like nice cars. That’s how it goes. Cause men are hunters. And the car is the bait. And a woman comes up and says: “Ooh, nice Porsche.” “Gotcha, bitch!”

Dave Chappelle

Killin' Them Softly

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Topic
Pursuing women
Speaker
Dave Chappelle
Source
Killin' Them Softly
Medium
Comedy special
Genre
Comedy (stand up)
Statement Type
Joke
Language
English
Time
2000 2000s 21st century
Authentication Score 3
Citation

Chappelle, Dave. Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly. HBO, 26 July 2000.